Lotto Jackpot @ 704,720,320.00 Pesos and The Choo Choo

Good golly Miss Molly!!!

Lotto 6/58 is now at Php 704,720,320.00!!! Insane.

That's about $‪ 12,998,502.64‬ ($1 is equal to 54.22 pesos ngayon September, 25, 2018) Naryo naryo ka parin kahit sa dolyares, bro.

What will I do if I win it?

Simple.

I will withdraw Php 1 million a day. Kase, gusto ko lang. That will take me almost two years to get em all. That includes Saturdays and Sundays. Imagine that. Can you imagine that? Di diba?

Anyway, yesterday evening, tumaya ako sa lotto. Di naman kahabaan ang pila. But one curious thing just happened.

This guy, put his ticket inside the little slot on the window. Cashier put it in the machine and said "Balik taya, sir"

Sir slid a little paper with numbers on it on the slot. Cashier punched in the machine the numbers on the paper.

Cashier handed a newly printed ticket to sir.

Sir, with a smile, got the ticket and went on to the side.

Cashier said, "Sir, kulang po kayo apat na piso."

Bald Little Guy in front of me laugh out loud.

We all laugh.

Sir said, "Di pala balik taya. Abono pa pala apat na piso."

We all laugh. And laugh.

"Talo ka pa ng apat na piso, taknaydo na neh?" said the little bald man in front of me.

We all laugh. And laugh. And laugh.

"DI bale sana kung binigyan ka pa ng piso, neh? At least nanalo ka pa ng piso." Said I.

We all laugh. And laugh. And laugh. And laugh.

Covered pu kasi ng Train Law pati Lotto.

"Nakputa, neh?"

And laugh. And laugh. And laugh. And laugh.